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4.59sShe's just as God made her, plump as a Christmas goose.
2.85sDad, the kids at school said my butt's big.
3.97sThat's ridiculous, honey. You're the cutest little girl I know.
3.62sYou just have what is known as the Simpson butt.
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1.37sPermit me to elaborate.
2.22sEvery Simpson starts with a circle.
4.67sDaddy has one big circle here. Then a smaller one up here.
3.7sTwo big sexy circles for eyes.
3.82sOne macho muzzle. And a snappy new outfit.
3.44sOoh. I'm looking good. Ooh. Cuffs, yeah.
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4.57sAnd for some reason, my hair and ear form an "M" and a "G."
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2.87sParty, party, party, party!
2sHmm? You want to know a little trick?
4.02sTo downsize my derriere, I just tie a sweater around it.
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1.42sSee?
4.67s(GASPS) (IN FEMALE VOICE) "Oh, Homer. You're wasting away to nothing.