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2.15sSo my mom works at Hooters.
3.84sBut her dream is to go to Vegas and work in a real strip club.
4.5s(GROANS) And where's your dad in all this?
2.7sHe went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back.
3.95sHe said, "Smell you later." But he never smelled me again!
5.97s(SOBS) Nelson, how would you like to earn some extra money around our house?
2.6sI have some odd jobs my kids won't do.
1.48sYeah.
5.2sI get the feeling Bart isn't everything he could be in the son department.
4.84sUh, sometimes I think he's more interested in his Itchy and Mitchy cartoons than me.
2.43sHey, I'm sure it's just a phase.
3.7sLike when I used to stand on the overpass and drop computers on the freeway.
3.54sUh-huh. That's how we got our Kaypro!
1.52sLISA: 64, 65, 66.
1.64sHey, Lisa.
3.5sAre you counting how many days it takes to wash your big butt?