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3.7sBrian, thanks for showing up so promptly for your quarterly evaluation.
3.2sNow, then. I'm going to do something I call the compliment sandwich...
3.03swhere I say something good, then talk about where you need improvement...
1.43sand then end with something good.
1.16sWhatever you gotta do.
1.33sOkay.
2.76sLet's see. Something good. Something good. Something good.
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2.87sYou look like Snoopy, and it makes me smile.
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1.76sWhere you need improvement.
2.06sYou have smelly dog farts.
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1.56sSomething good. Something good.
3.53sYou really dazzled that rep from the Cincinnati office last week.
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3.99sThat is sensational. You really made me feel confident about those numbers.
2.16sListen, if you're ever looking for a change of scenery...
2.63swe could sure use a fellow like you in Cincinnati.
1.66s- That was you in disguise. - No, it wasn't.
0.97s- Yes, it was. - No, it wasn't.
1.7sundefinedFine, it wasn't. At was.
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1.59sMr. Pewterschmidt, I need your help.
1.43sLois is out of control.
3.53sI mean, she's acting crazier than I did that time I tried Ecstasy.
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