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2.2sNewport would like to extend a special welcome...
3.83sto all those here today who ha ve children stationed overseas in fra I
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2.3sI'm just kidding.
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2.09sThere they are, team Pewterschmidt.
3.37sSay, where's your husband or as I call him, "my son-in-Iard"?
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1.13sSnap. Snap.
1.97sOh, I'm sure he'll be along, Daddy.
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1.66sAhoy, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
1.87sPeter, what the hell are you doing in my bathtub?
1.63sOh, this is not a bathtub.
2.37sThis is the SS Pewterschmidt Kicker.
0.99sThis is ridiculous.
2.49sI won't have a member of my family racing in a bathtub.
1.99sWell, Daddy, you didn't want Peter in your boat...
2.66sso team Griffin is gonna give you a run for your money.
1.66sANNOUNCER: Andnow, to fire the starting gun...
3.09sis recently paroled presidential assassin, John Hinckley.
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1.76sYou fired that gun real nice, John.
2.9sWow, Jodie Foster. Hey, thanks.
3.63sMaybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I was wrong about all men.
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