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0.97sYeah, what is it?
3.46sThat coffee mug you have on your desk that says, "Life's a beach"...
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2.87sthat's dangerously close to the word "bitch," isn't it?
1.47sYeah, that's the joke.
3.06sAbsolutely, and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie.
2.7sAnd, you know, between you and me, I think it's a stitch...
2.76sbut some of the other employees have found it offensive.
2.23sOther employees? Who else works here besides me?
1.63s... you. That's who works here!
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2.03sDinner's almost ready, kids.
3.33sWow, Lois, look at you. You're like Britney Spears...
1.02sexcept you're not a fat guy.
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1.13sI'll get it.
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3.46sDad, how could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this?
2.94sI mean, she's half-naked. It makes all women look bad.
2.7sMeg, who let you back in the house?
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2.06sOh, Karin. Come on in.
2.63sLois, I got your new headshots, and I set up a shoot for you...
1.63sover at Glamour next Monday...