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1.7sShe hates dogs.
1.35sWhat?
2.8sShe doesn't like dogs. She's just not a dog person.
2.84sWhat? Does she not know you're a dog? How is that possible?
2.6sWell, we haven't done anything yet.
4.17s(STAMMERING) So, I'm just gonna avoid touching her until a little more time has passed.
1.03sAnd by the time I tell her,
2.5sI'll have impressed her so much that the dog thing won't even matter.
1.08sYeah, well, good luck with that.
2sYou know, I like your delusion, Brian.
2.64sMost people would say, "I lost, I give up,"
2.1sbut you, you just keep trying.
1.42sYou're like the Dominican Republic.
2sAlways killing the guy in charge and saying,
3.14s"Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right."
2.62sWell, that's just because I have confidence that I'll find happiness.
1.47sHey, anything's possible, right?
1.92sI mean, I once found the Batcave.
3.8sLook, you can't expect to hire 60 workers to dig a cave under your house,
1.23sand then keep it a secret.
1.8sI mean, those men live in this town.
2.64sYeah, but I told them it was part of a geological survey.
4.82s(CHUCKLES) Batman, Batman. They built a Lazy Susan for your nuclear car.
3.27sThat's something they consider conversation-worthy.