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1.7sOkay, if you say so.
2.34sHey, does she have really weird, messed-up eyes?
3.77sNo, her eyes are normal. They're beautiful, actually.
1.73sBet they're not.
1.6sBet they look like bowls of milk.
1.07sShut up.
1.58sYou sure she isn't just using you?
1.57sSeeing-eye dogs are expensive,
1.84sshe may just be trying to get one for free.
1.8sNo, actually, she doesn't want a seeing-eye dog.
1.7sShe hates dogs.
1.35sWhat?
2.8sShe doesn't like dogs. She's just not a dog person.
2.84sWhat? Does she not know you're a dog? How is that possible?
2.6sWell, we haven't done anything yet.
4.17s(STAMMERING) So, I'm just gonna avoid touching her until a little more time has passed.
1.03sAnd by the time I tell her,
2.5sI'll have impressed her so much that the dog thing won't even matter.
1.08sYeah, well, good luck with that.
2sYou know, I like your delusion, Brian.