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1sStewie, what are you doing?
1.6sJust doing a little tai chi.
2.35sYou know how the Asians look 30 until they're 60?
1.17sThis is why.
1.54sOf course, then they suddenly look 100,
1.27sbut cross that bridge, you know?
1sIs this a Japanese thing?
1.33sNo, Chinese.
1.85sThe Japanese have a whole other thing going on.
1.72sHey, you want to see a movie? No, we're Japanese.
2.1sLet's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus.
0.82sBOTH: Yeah!
4.25s(SPEAKING JAPANESE) Suction cup feel good!
8.21s(GIGGLING) (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) And of course, the most important part of any workout is a proper cool down and a stretch.
2.07s(CREAKING) (SCREAMS) What? What is it?
2sI got a splinter!
1.63sOh, my God, Stewie, what is it?
1.22sOh, he's just got a splinter.
1.4sOh, my poor baby!
2.17sIt's 'cause these old stairs are just falling apart.
1.2sIt's not just the stairs.
2.6sMeg has spent two days pinned under a roof beam.