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5.27s(SCREAMS) (THUDS) Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck! Cock! Cock!
0.85sOh, my God, Dad!
1.2sDad, are you okay?
2.03sDamn it, I hate these new stairs!
1.23sYeah, I'm fine. I'll just...
2.97sI'm just gonna lie here until the pain goes away.
1.6sWhat are you guys watching?
3.87sANNOUNCER: We now return to the first time travel movie with a perfectly functioning time machine.
4.1sAll right, if I'm correct, this should land us in 6,000,000 B.C.
3.5s(CRACKLING) Quick! Get us out of here!
0.87s(T-REX ROARING)
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1.27sBoy, that was close.
1.67sOh, my God, where's Frank?
0.93sI'm over here.
1.47sOh. Okay.
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2.03sBrian, if I ever take up roller derby,
1.5swhat do you think my name should be?
3.47sBruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze or Quahag?
1.23sHow about Harlot O'Scara?
1.57sOh, you dick, that's genius.
1.32sHow'd your date go?
1.43sOh, went great. We had an awesome time.
2sShe's really smart, really funny.
1.77sCute? Yeah, hot, actually.
2.8sI don't know how she does it, but she dresses really well for a blind girl.
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