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1.83sOh, for God's sake, I almost thought you were a regular person.
1.47sWhere's the shampoo?
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1.23sWhat the hell?
1.82s(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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2.87sHey, guys, all the action's over here!
1.72sQuagmire, what is all this?
1.8sPeter's new co-worker gave me an idea.
2.5sWelcome to Disabled Ladies Night.
2.42sMine are made from teak. What are yours made from?
3.44sYeah, mine are actually just pressboard with wood veneer.
2.1s- I can't get wet.
- Oh.
2.28sI think I see my friends.
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1.58sHey, you guys enjoy the carnival.
2.54sI'm gonna get a drink at the bar.
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1.44sHey, anyone sitting here?
1sNo, go ahead.
2.05sThanks.
1.4sHey, would you like to go out sometime?
1.28sWow. (CHUCKLES) That was fast.
4.8sYeah, well, you know, I read somewhere that women decide within the first seven seconds if they're interested in you or not,
1.42sso I figured I wouldn't waste anybody's time.