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3.12sIf you have any questions, feel free to ask.
1.27sYeah, actually, I do.
2.97sAre your other senses better on account of you can't hear?
2.84sLike, can you smell my farts before they even come out?
2.17s'Cause I got one in the pocket right now,
2.54sand I want to know if I need to feel self-conscious about it.
3.65sI can't smell it, no. I might be able to see it, though.
3.84sA lot of people make small movements when they fart.
2.17sThey twitch their eye or something.
1.7sOh, like subtle giveaways, huh?
3.24sAll right, well, tell me if you can see when it happens.
2.37s(FARTS) You just farted.
1.17sOh, my God, you saw that?
2.8sYou can see all my tiny, subtle movements?
2.5s(FARTS) You just did it again.
1.83sWell, this is gonna be a delight!
3.44sI don't know why Lois always said she had problems with female co-workers.
2.37sSo Abby, Elaine and Janet have their little lunch clique,
1.75sand of course I'm not invited.
2.03sSeems like you're doing everything and they're doing nothing.
3.34sWell, I don't know, but what I do know is that in the staff meeting, Christina said... Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
1.43s...my inventory system wasn't feasible.
1.57sShe's obviously threatened by you.
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