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2.3sThe old ones were so rough, and Stewie got that splinter,
2.79sso I thought replacing the wood was the best way to go.
1.57sWhen'd you do that?
2.13sThe other day, when you spent all that time at the drugstore.
1.57sOh, yeah.
2.1sCouldn't figure out if that Hispanic lady worked there or not.
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1.1sUm...
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1.33sExcuse me.
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1.2sExcuse me?
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3.24sBoy, I wonder where the shampoos are around here.
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4.1sI said, "I wonder where the shampoos are around here."
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1.83sOh, for God's sake, I almost thought you were a regular person.
1.47sWhere's the shampoo?
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1.23sWhat the hell?
1.82s(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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2.87sHey, guys, all the action's over here!
1.72sQuagmire, what is all this?
1.8sPeter's new co-worker gave me an idea.
2.5sWelcome to Disabled Ladies Night.
2.42sMine are made from teak. What are yours made from?
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