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1.27sBoy, that was close.
1.67sOh, my God, where's Frank?
0.93sI'm over here.
1.47sOh. Okay.
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2.03sBrian, if I ever take up roller derby,
1.5swhat do you think my name should be?
3.47sBruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze or Quahag?
1.23sHow about Harlot O'Scara?
1.57sOh, you dick, that's genius.
1.32sHow'd your date go?
1.43sOh, went great. We had an awesome time.
2sShe's really smart, really funny.
1.77sCute? Yeah, hot, actually.
2.8sI don't know how she does it, but she dresses really well for a blind girl.
1.43sI mean, like, her body is just...
2.57sWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1.32sWhat?
3sDon't "what" me. You just said she's blind. You just said it.
1.6sYou totally buried the lead.
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