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2.37sShe hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
3.75sHmm. Good. Does anyone else have a love story?
2.32sYes, I do, and just like your love stories,
1.94sit's tragic and filled with hurt feelings...
2.1sand scars that will never heal.
2.13sIt started, appropriately enough,
2.27swith an innocent boy being embarrassed...
1.93son Valentine's Day.
0.5sHere you go, Ralph.
2sYou "Choo-Choo-choose" me?
2.64sIt was an unusually warm February 14,
2.4sso the children walked home without jackets.
5.72sCan I walk you home, Valentine? Sure, I guess.
2.92sThat Valentine sure was funny.
1.93sGlad you liked it.
4.1sIt says, "Choo-Choo-Choose Me,"