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3.1sI'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt,
4.04sand my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt?
2.02sNo, no, no!
3.94sNo, ask your heart what its fondest desire is.
4.77sHmm. Mmm. Chocolate.
2.94sMmm. Invisible cola.
2.92sMmm. Forbidden doughnut.
3.1sMmm. "Sacrilicious."
2.9sMmm. Snouts.
1.65sMmm. Free goo.
2.77sMmm. Something.
2.23sNo, think about people--
3.77sabout moments in your life that have been very romantic.
2.13sOh, okay.
2.2s
2.7sThat's not the idea at all.
2.07sHmm.
3.14sOkay, well, this story isn't ideal.
2.57sI've never told it to you before.