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1.93sMom, romance is dead.
2.27sIt was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney,
3.34shomogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
1.77sThat's not true.
2.9sRomance is all around us-- in our neighborhoods,
2.3seven at our jobs.
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2.14sAll you have to do...
3.34sis think about your most cherished memories.
0.27sHmm.
2sMoe's Tavern. Hello. Is Al there?
3.37sAl? Yeah, Al. Last name Coholic.
4.3sLet me check. Phone call for Al-- Al Coholic.
2.37s...uh, jock Strap.
1.77sIs I.P. Freely here?