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2.77sWell, kids, I tried.
1.97sMaybe you're right.
2.25sWait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless.
3.64sLook, maybe I'm no expert on the subject,
1.93sbut there was one time I got it right.
2.6sArtie. Artie, wait. I don't know.
3.1sI mean, it was a beautiful evening. Let's not ruin it.
2.2s- just kiss.
- Artie, please.
1.43sCome on, kiss me.
1.67s- Oh, Artie.
- Please?
1.95sReally, I mean it. Now stop it!
0.54s
2.34sI'm sorry, Marge.
1.32sTake me home, Artie.
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4.24sMarge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands--
3.04snot so much for myself, but I am so respected,
3.6sit would damage the town to hear it.
2.9s- Good night.
- Yeah, right.