Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.85sHey, what are you getting all dressed up for?
1.77sI'm treating Quagmire to a night out.
1.4sReally? I thought he hated you.
1.07sHow did you convince him to go?
1.84sI tricked him, sent him a phony card.
2.2sHe thinks he's going on a date with an old girlfriend.
1.7sBut instead, you're going to show up.
1.1sYou got it.
2.34sYikes! That's a recipe for disappointment,
3.14slike walking a floral arrangement through an office full of fat women.
2sIs there a Miss...es?
1.2s(ALL SIGH IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
2.67sOh. Brian? Where's Cheryl Tiegs?
1.57sWell, she's not coming.
2.24sI wrote you that because I knew you'd never come if it was me.
2.7sBut I planned a big night, and we're gonna have a great time.
2.7sBrian, Cheryl was the one that got away.
1.85sShe was the great love of my life.
3.57sI thought this was my chance to finally achieve some real happiness.