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1.3sBoy, that's got to be an interesting job!
1.93sI bet you got... How do those things work?
2.77sWhat? Planes? How does a plane work?
1.54sYeah.
2.44sYou want me to sit here and explain to you how a plane works?
1.3sI don't know. Yeah.
1.3sYou want to maybe just go?
2.03sQuagmire, come on! I'm really trying hard here.
1.57sWho asked you to try hard?
2.77sNobody, but all... I'm trying to establish a friendship with you.
3.29sAll I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me.
2.33sHow can you not like me?
3.34sOkay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know.
1.67sYou constantly hit on your best friend's wife.
2.4sThe man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death,
1.48sand this is how you repay him?
2.62sAnd to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard.
2.1sAnd you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing.
2.75sYou always say, "I'll get you later," but later never comes.
5.94sAnd what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos.
1.45sYeah. I date women for their bodies,