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3.47sAnd I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda.
1.93sHow we should "legalize pot, man."
1.8sHow big business is crushing the underclass.
2.3sHow homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America.
1.37sWell, what have you done to help?
2.75sI work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there.
1.63sYou want to help? Grab a ladle!
3.05sAnd by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ.
2.87sWait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion, for that matter,
1.6sbecause religion is for idiots!
1.9sWell, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone?
1.4sYou failed college twice,
2.23swhich isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father.
1.5sHow's that son of yours you never see?
2.64sBut you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it,
3.92sif you weren't such a bore. That's the worst of it, Brian.
3.87sYou're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!
4.15s(SIGHS) I'll see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.
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3.9sBoy, it sure is nice having our house to ourselves again, huh?
1.35sLois?
3sPeter, sometimes you just make me sick to my stomach.