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1.85sHey, what are you getting all dressed up for?
1.77sI'm treating Quagmire to a night out.
1.4sReally? I thought he hated you.
1.07sHow did you convince him to go?
1.84sI tricked him, sent him a phony card.
2.2sHe thinks he's going on a date with an old girlfriend.
1.7sBut instead, you're going to show up.
1.1sYou got it.
2.34sYikes! That's a recipe for disappointment,
3.14slike walking a floral arrangement through an office full of fat women.
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2sIs there a Miss...es?
1.2s(ALL SIGH IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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2.67sOh. Brian? Where's Cheryl Tiegs?
1.57sWell, she's not coming.
2.24sI wrote you that because I knew you'd never come if it was me.
2.7sBut I planned a big night, and we're gonna have a great time.
2.7sBrian, Cheryl was the one that got away.
1.85sShe was the great love of my life.
3.57sI thought this was my chance to finally achieve some real happiness.
4.75sEver since she left, I've been chasing girls to fill the hole she made when she walked out.
1.58sNow I'm forever lost!
3.49sWell, I bet a thick, juicy steak could help fill that hole, huh?