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1.53sBefore me and Lois were married,
2.97sour new friend used to slip her the old Pringles can.
3.07sWell, so what, Peter? That was 20 years ago.
1.7sThat doesn't matter!
2.43sLook, Peter. Jerome's the coolest guy we've met since Cleveland left.
2.27sYeah, don't do anything to ruin this, Peter.
2.28sYou know, the way you ruined my parrot.
3.02sI just bought it yesterday. Isn't it beautiful?
1.43sCripple, cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple,
1.7scripple, cripple, cripple, cripple!
1.4sCripple. Damn it!
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3.07sThat son of a bitch! Thinks he can sleep with my wife.
1.43sNot on my watch!
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2.37sALEX KEATON ON TV: Listen, I don't care that you're dating Mallory.
1.88sNobody in this family likes you, Nick.
2.69sYou just stand your ground, garbage-sculpture man.
1.63sThey'll come to respect you.