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1.8sI haven't been in a play since high school,
3.54sand I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
1.94sYou know, I spend all day alone with Maggie,
2.7sand sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
2.09sIt's time to name our five finalists,
3.05sstarting with... Miss Montana.
1.75sA beaut from Butte.
2.84sMiss South Carolina. Nothin' could be finer.
3.44s- Miss Delaware.
- She, uh--
0.45sGood for her.
5.59sLa, la, la, la, la, la, la Marge, keep it down in there!
2.17sHomer, my audition is in half--
3.52sHey, look, it's last year's winner, Debra jo Smallwood!
4.42sTonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end.
2.44sAnd I'd like to apologize one last time...
3.2sfor my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.