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1.47sAnd now we 're back..
1.13sto Touch the Stove.
3.3sSo, Kevin, I hear you collect amusing postcards.
2.26sYeah. It all started when-
0sTouch the stove.
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1.97sI cant take any more of these shows.
3.09sIf I wanted reality, I'd finally have this lump looked at.
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4.03sNetworks love reality shows because they dont have to pay writers or actors.
1.52sStupid writers and actors.
2.49sPriced yourselves right out ofthe business.
1.7sNice going, geniuses.
2.03sHey, let's get one ofthose home satellite dishes.
2.47sThen we can stop suckling on the six-network teat.
2.03sGet back, honky cat.
2.13sThose systems are too expensive.
2.16sMarge, we cant pinch pennies...
2.26son the machine that's going to be raising our children.
5.53sCome on, kids. Daddy knows a way to get some money with no risk.
2.76sJ;
2.83sAnd the winner by a nose is No Risk!
1.02sWhoo-hoo!
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