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1.17sNoted.
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1s(BENDER YELLING)
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3.05sMy job? Toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets.
2.28sPlus that one boiling toilet.
1.72sFire me, iffen you dare.
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7.44sNow, then, while many of you do half-ass jobs and the rest do jobs whose ass ratio ranges from 42% to a mere 11%,
3.77sonly the most pathetically useless employee will be fired today.
2.1sAnd that employee is...
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1.67sHermes Conrad.
0.92sWhat? No way!
1.45sHermes, no!
5.82sYes. My performance review proves the main drag on our profit is the time I waste on performance reviews.
1.72sBut you can't fire yourself now.
1.9sWe were just getting to know each other.
2.1sI've already notified the central bureaucracy.
2.8s(DOORBELL RINGING) They'll be here two seconds ago.