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7.44sNow, then, while many of you do half-ass jobs and the rest do jobs whose ass ratio ranges from 42% to a mere 11%,
3.77sonly the most pathetically useless employee will be fired today.
2.1sAnd that employee is...
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1.67sHermes Conrad.
0.92sWhat? No way!
1.45sHermes, no!
5.82sYes. My performance review proves the main drag on our profit is the time I waste on performance reviews.
1.72sBut you can't fire yourself now.
1.9sWe were just getting to know each other.
2.1sI've already notified the central bureaucracy.
2.8s(DOORBELL RINGING) They'll be here two seconds ago.
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2.14sI suppose you're here to tell me to pack it in?
1.65sOnly if you buy me dinner first.
1.18s(LAUGHING)
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1.1sI'm being fired.
2.3sI don't think it's appropriate to joke around like that.