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1.68sAnd the best part is,
3.29sthe whole package fits neatly in the space where my giblets used to be.
4.15sI'm kind of a harpoon snob, and let me say, that thing is gorgeous.
2.6sBut do you really need chest artillery?
1.1sIt's not just a weapon.
2.9sIt's the bureaucrat's best friend. Observe.
2.1sOh, Mark 7-G?
3.67sWould you mind fetching that carton from the top shelf?
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1.57sPitiful and sickening.
1.35sOkay, little man,
2.55slet a professional bureaucrat show you how it's done.
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1.77sMy best wasn't good enough.