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1.08s(CROWD LAUGHING)
0.88s
0.79s
2.47s"Seriously, though, have you lost weight?"
1.07sYes.
1.97s"Looks like you found it again."
3.14s
3.34sOh, boy. That was quite a zinger, old friend.
1.27s"I'm not your friend.
2.9s"I'm out of here the second you let go of my bowels."
4.47s(ENTHUSIASTIC LAUGHTER) Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be here all week.
2.13s"You've been warned, people."
0.67s
1.38sHe's good.
2.77sI can only see one of his four mouth tendrils moving.
2.67s"So, Mr. Conrad, did you enjoy the show?"
1.44sAlas, no.
3.17sSeeing what I once was filled me with regret.
2.3sYou could always undo your implants.
2.45sRegret that I still have one human part.
5.54sThat meat puppet disgusts me. It's time for the ultimate upgrade.
2.62sBut the only thing you haven't upgraded is your brain.
1.55sExactly.
1.05s(ALL GASPING)
0.63s
2.8sOops.
5.3sRobot brain implant? Never. No one in right mind would do that.