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2.34sMy goodness! A human thumb.
1.5sWhere did you ever find this?
1.53sIt was on eBay.
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1.85sOh, God! Call an ambulance!
2.02sThis year, instead of exchanging gifts,
3.92sI told him it would be nice if we could just spend a romantic day together.
2.23sOh, dear! I think we all know what that means.
1.03sBoing!
1.13sGross.
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0.92sHey, fellas! Guess what?
2.64sI got us a tee time tomorrow at Barrington Country Club.
1.75sBarrington? Wow!
1.17sI'm in.
1.62sUh, Peter, tomorrow's your anniversary.
1.07sAw, crap!
1.97sIf Lois finds out I'm ditching her to play golf,
1.8sshe'll hit me with a frying pan.
3.94swhich is why I'm gonna drink this frying-pan antidote.
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2.2sAll right, hit me with this.
1.35sDidn't work.
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