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2.24sThe plight of women in this hemisphere is deplorable!
1.7sI can bench-press 800 pounds!
1.25sYou, me and Coltrane till dawn!
1.78sGiggedy, giggedy, giggedy, giggedy.
1.8sThere you go, Peter. One for you, 2 for me.
1.84sYou guys go on without me.
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1.37sSo, Why didn't you go with them?
2.3sAh, You don't know what It's likE wHen you're in love.
1.8sOh, yeah? Her name's Amy.
1.5sShe works at a pet store.
2.17sI met her last summer when her dad hung himself.
1.77sBut I was too shy to ask her ouT.
1.47sAh! What's with that moustachE?
1.43sHuH? Let me see thAT.
1.83sSorry. That's Edward James Olmos.
1.73sHere. This is her.
1.4sHey, nice ass.
3.2sSorry. No, No. That's Edward James Olmos' ass.
1.84sI guess I don't have a photo of her.
1.35sBut trust me, she's cute.
1.67sWell, let's go get her.
2.2sI'm gonna need that picture of Olmos' ass back.
1.1sOh, yeah, right.
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1.1sMom, hurry!
1.55sI can't stand the smell!
1.75sI found the note!
2.77s"Go back to the Mini-Mart"?
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