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2.7sIt's a work thing, Ma. Near-death experiencE.
0.93sWhere are you going?
1.23sI gotta take a leak.
1.87sWell, don't forget to zip up your fly.
1.84sIf you don't zip up your fly,
1.87sa seagull will get you!
2.05sGod, she's a pain in the ass!
1.8sI wish Dad was still dead.
4.24sI'll tell you, Lois' dad was a pain in the ass when I met him.
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1.55sHi. Can I take my tie off yet?
2.05sOh, Peter, you look so wonderful.
1.9syou aren't nervous about meeting Daddy are you?
1.52sOh, You'll know when I'm nervous.
0.93sLois?
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1.97sNow. Lois, take the rap for this.
2.84sI only get one chance to make a first impression.
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1.53sHi, Daddy. That was me.
0.98sAnd this is Peter.
1.37sHey, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
1.8sWhat are you feeding this gal, huh?
1.05sPeter Griffin.