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1.82sOh, Death, please, don't take me now.
1.47sRelax. You're not dying.
2.3sYou're just having a near-death experience.
0.98sOh, Thank GoD!
1.25sOH, Yeah, thank God.
3.47sthank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself!
1.83sSo, when am I gonna diE?
2.64sAbout 2 years after your wife divorces you.
1.47sWhat the hell are you talking about?
1.47sLois would never leave me.
2.78sShe's been crazy about me since the night we met.
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1.88sOh, My God, that's me!
2.1sLook how thin I was!
2.74sMy, this is certainly a beautiful night.
1.9sI love looking at stars.
1.5sSay no more.
1.12sPeter, wait. I--
2.13s"Very interesting.
0.92s"But stupid."
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3.07sOh, My God! I love Arte Johnson!
2.05sThEn Why don't you give him a kiss?
1.83sNo, Peter, get away from mE.
0.87sCome on.
1.1sStop iT.
1.9sGive Arte Johnson a kiss.
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