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2.37sIt could have helped you save your marriagE. OH!
0.92sBut too late.
1.29sOh, And, uh, by the way,
1.57swhen the lightning hit you,
2.13syou soiled yourself. Enjoy.
2.19sWaiT--wait--Wait. I can't lose Lois!
1.5sPlease, I'll do anything.
1.38sWhaT if...
1.6sWhat if I helped you get a girl?
2.77sREAlly? You--You think you could do that?
2.05sSure. All we gotta do is get you A little fixed up.
2.07syou know, Get you a haircut, give you a good clean--
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1.27sshave, maybe some cologne.
1.22sThe Chicks'll be all over you.
2.24sGee! Y-You really think so?
0.83sAbsolutely.
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1.75sYou got any SPF-50?
1.63sI bleach like a gym sock.
1.43sLook, Death, will you relax?
2.44sI told you, The beach is a perfect place to pick up chicks.
2.73sI want you to Go over there and ask those girls if you can play.