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2.64sEnsign Glen Quagmire. Welcome aboard.
1.87sYou picked a great day to get rescued.
2.23sWe were just about to sing a song about mopping.
1.4s
3.07sWe're mopping the deck which is Navy for "floor"
5.29sAnd when we're done mopping we'll mop it some more "Swab" means "mop"
1.48s"deck" means "flooR"
2.62scoulD you Tell me when you're leaving to go back in tiME?
5.14sI was talking to a robe on the coat rack for 20 minutes before I realized you Weren't in iT.
2.3sMa, for God's sake, leave me alone!
1.17sI'm working!
1.58sDon't yell at your motheR!
1.53sIf you yell at your mother,
2.44sa hen will lay eggs in your tummy.
1.87sWow! Brilliantly choreographed.
1.52sWell, That's your tax dollars at work.
1.78sSay, why don't you Join us and see the world?
1.28sSorry, pal.
2.74sI've seen the world, and its name is LoiS.
0.82s
1.27sHow romantic!
1.97sWhy can't you find a nice girl?
1.4sMa, she's gonna dump hiM.
1.93sWell, at least he got that faR.
1.77sYou know who he took to the prom?
1.03sHis cousin!