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1sWhat the deuce?
1.02sBlast off!
2.27sGo on, Stewie. Get the note for Mommy.
3.64sHow dare you use me for your own personal selfish... Hmm.
2sOh, Pull slower.
3.29sI must remember to do this again when no one's arounD.
1.35sWhat the hell was I thinking?
2.03sYou don't know anything about picking up chicks.
2.5sAre you kidding? I learned from the bEst.
2.69s
2.5sCome on, buddy. We're dropping anchor in Jamaica!
2.3sOh, Great! We're getting closer to Rhode Island.
1.62sRhode Island? Forget that.
1.82sI'm taking you out for some shore leave.
1.47sDoes this look like a "Q" to you?
0.87sNo.
0.95sHow about now?
0.92sSorry, Quagmire.
2.29sYour crotch just looks like Lois to me.
1.32sWell, let's ask her then.
4.29sHey, Lois, should Peter sit around and mope all night?
3.52sOr should Peter go out with his buddy and have some fun?
2.04sHeh, heh, All right!
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1.42s
1.84sOk, that one's a feminist type.
1.17sShe's into he-men.
1.7sAnd that one's mad for jazz.
1.88sWatch this.