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2.09sOh, it shows.
2.47sI havent had a strangle that smooth since I was four.
4.13sWell, I better go. But before I do, Marge, there's something I wanna ask you.
1.9sYes, Homie?
2.99sHow much do you tip a leg waxer? I need to know by tomorrow.
3.46sJust go. And take your stupid Lhasa apso with you.
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2.63sMom, I know Dad cares about you.
3.13sBut his feelings are really hurt. Why dont you just say you’re sorry?
2.53sLisa, marriage is a beautiful thing.
3.33sBut it's also a constant battle for moral superiority.
1.97sSo I cant apologize.
2.26sCouldnt you just say you’re sorry and not mean it?
2.33sI do it all the time. I dont think I’ve ever meant it.
1.52sBart, that's not right.
1.11sSorry, Mom.
1.59sSee? ts that easy.
1.14sHmm.
2.76s4y f Dance f
2.7s- So, how was your visit home?
- The kids are cool.
1.87sBut Marge is still judging me.
2.2sOh. So it's over between you two.
1.39sMaybe it is.
3.6sI used to look at Marge and get the same tingle you guys get when you see Rip Taylor.