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2.37sDad, your hands feel so soft.
2.56sYou noticed. I’ve been using Lancome.
2.09sOh, it shows.
2.47sI havent had a strangle that smooth since I was four.
4.13sWell, I better go. But before I do, Marge, there's something I wanna ask you.
1.9sYes, Homie?
2.99sHow much do you tip a leg waxer? I need to know by tomorrow.
3.46sJust go. And take your stupid Lhasa apso with you.
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2.63sMom, I know Dad cares about you.
3.13sBut his feelings are really hurt. Why dont you just say you’re sorry?
2.53sLisa, marriage is a beautiful thing.
3.33sBut it's also a constant battle for moral superiority.
1.97sSo I cant apologize.
2.26sCouldnt you just say you’re sorry and not mean it?
2.33sI do it all the time. I dont think I’ve ever meant it.