Create a Clip

Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.

2.66sHey, I love watching you guys fight. ts my earliest memory.
2.2sWhy, you little-
2.37sDad, your hands feel so soft.
2.56sYou noticed. I’ve been using Lancome.
2.09sOh, it shows.
2.47sI havent had a strangle that smooth since I was four.
4.13sWell, I better go. But before I do, Marge, there's something I wanna ask you.
1.9sYes, Homie?
2.99sHow much do you tip a leg waxer? I need to know by tomorrow.
3.46sJust go. And take your stupid Lhasa apso with you.
2.06s
2.63sMom, I know Dad cares about you.
3.13sBut his feelings are really hurt. Why dont you just say you’re sorry?
2.53sLisa, marriage is a beautiful thing.
3.33sBut it's also a constant battle for moral superiority.
1.97sSo I cant apologize.
2.26sCouldnt you just say you’re sorry and not mean it?
2.33sI do it all the time. I dont think I’ve ever meant it.
1.52sBart, that's not right.
1.11sSorry, Mom.
1.59sSee? ts that easy.
1.14sHmm.
2.76s4y f Dance f
2.7s- So, how was your visit home? - The kids are cool.
Index