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4.7sMe too. I'm a member ofthis club where if I eat one more sub sandwich, I get a free sandwich.
2.8sYou probably saw the ad where this guy used to be fat, but now he's just ugly.
3.03sHomer, what Grady is saying is that- How can I put this?
3.9sLook, we might have cocktails, say, where all the guests are male.
4.03sAre you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?
1.7sThat's right, Homer. We're gay.
2.83sYou are? Hmm. Which will win out?
4.16sMy old-fashioned prejudices or the fact that I’ve already mixed my laundry with yours?
1.97sI'll have to sleep on it.
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3.13s- He's sleeping in the pantry.
- My spices!
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1.97sYou guys lead a fascinating life.
3.37sLike, why are you reading the New York Times? You dont live in New York.
2.76sOh, I despise the Springfield Shopper. What is that?
1.9sAll the headlines are jokes.
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1sMmm.
0.99sUgh. Where'd you buy this?
2.26sFrom the guy on the exit ramp? This is disgusting.
2.13sCalm down, Picky Ricardo.
4.49sHe made us a great breakfast, and you’re just riding his butt, and not in a good way.