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2.26sYou made your own breakfast?
2.73sLooks like you had a little problem with those scrambled eggs.
2.23s- It was a muffin. - I'll fix you something.
3.83sOh, I get it. Your stupid husband is too drunk to do it right.
2.59sWell, there are a lot of beer cans around here.
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1.52sSo you dont like it when I drink.
2.23sWhat other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me?
1.49sHomer, let it go.
2.9sts not always going to be perfect. Weve been married for 10 years.
2.49sOh, I didnt realize youve been counting the years.
1.9sIs it that horrible living with me?
2.4sWell, this morning isnt a barrel of laughs.
1.33sIt is to me.
2.97sMarge, I cant live like this. I'm tired of walking around on eggshells.
2.33sMaybe if you didnt throw 'em on the floor.
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1.9sNow you’re just making up rules.
2.33sWho made you Judge Judy and executioner?
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