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2.83sBut it was Marge, my first and only love.
4.1sI'm like David Spade without Chris Farley- alone and useless.
4.2sOh, Homer, a guy as cool and special as you will have no trouble.
1.97sBelieve me.
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2.03sWhoa. Wow.
1.97sI never realized you felt about me that way.
3.37sWe should really take some time to talk and-
1.45sI'd just end up hurting you.
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2.33sYou know, Moe, lwasjust thinking.
3.06sMy problems with Marge started because I drinktoo much.
2.47sAnd then tonight, alcohol only made things worse.
3.3sMaybe all of my problems are actually caused by-
2.09sYeah, yeah, yeah. Take your medicine, ya lush, ya.
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5.46sHey, what happened here?