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2.33sWho dares challenge the Black Knight?
3.53sStep forward if ye be free of lower back pain...
2.56sheart conditions and pregnancy.
0.01sAnd please turn off thy cell phones and pagers.
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1.93sI’ve learned a lot living here.
2.59sIt doesnt matter what someone’s sexual preferences are-
3.27sunless they're a celebrity, in which case it's dish, dish, dish.
2.94sHomer, werent you supposed to meet your wife half an hour ago?
2.7sCyohl You guys dont have a gay time machine, do you?
3.13sYes. ts called Grad/s shoe closet.
1.83sHey, Julio? Ouch.
1.87sI gotta gol
1.29sJJ
2.65sOh! Oh, Lordy.
2.97sNow for ye knights' and wenches' delectation...
1.97sl have some royal proclamations.
3.23sWe welcome Cub Scout troop number 102.
1.73sWe wish a happy birthday to Karen.
5.1sAnd congratulations to Marge and Homer Simpson on their reconciliation dinner.
1.99sI'm sorry I'm late.
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