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1.57sMeg, when I was your age,
3.87smy parents tried to feed me the same nonsense about premarital sex.
1.44sYou're lying to yourself.
1.2sWell, I don't care what you think.
2.23sDoug and I are part of the Opal Ring Crusade,
2.2sand this is how we choose to express our love.
4.7sLook, Meg. A, ear sex is just unnatural and B...
1.17sHow do I say this?
2.34sVaginal intercourse is...
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2.17sIt's just tops.
2.1sIt's the bee's knees, Meg.
2.84sOh, when you rattle it around just right.
2.17sOh, my God! I mean...
2.34sYou remember, when we had that old car with the bad shocks,
2.7sand I used to take the old dirt road on purpose?
2.23sMeg... Meg?
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1.03sI love you.
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3.5sIn local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
1.53sThat's right, Tom.
3.9sIt appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
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