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3.3sI mean, besides not running over that yahoo from Jefferson High.
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1.57sThey're our rivals.
2.24sHe's wrong because he wants to have sex, and he's not married.
1.03sBingo!
1.4sWow, you're pretty smart.
1.57sThanks. My name's Doug.
1.03sI'm Meg.
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2.27sNow, look, let's rap for a second.
1.3sHe's sitting informally like us.
1.33sLet's hear what he has to say.
1.77sJefferson High is our rival.
3.4sSure, sex is fun, but you can't have it before you're married.
1.7sEven if you use a condom.
3.34sBecause not only do condoms fail 100 percent of the time,
2.14sthey're also majorly unsafe.
3.74sHey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head would you?
1.6sSTUDENT: No.
2.34sAnd that's why we're gonna be handing out these opal rings.