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2.64sPlease welcome from the First Evangelical Church,
3.3sthe Reverend Jerry Kirkwood and the Opal Ring Crusade.
2.9sHey, kids, put your Walkmans down and listen up,
2.07sbecause we're gonna talk about sex.
2.87sGOD: Sex? Hang on there, Jerry.
2.27sGod, what are you doing here?
3.07sI was just passing through on my way to see The Matrix.
3.07s(LAUGHS) We can relate to that. No fake.
3.4sWell, God, I am here to talk to these kids about sex.
1.3sUh-oh.
1.87sAnd why they shouldn't be having it.
1.47sThat is boss.
2.14sHey, you kids like MADtv?
2.23sWell, we've got something almost as good.
3.2sHere they are, the Opal Ring Players.
2.54sBoy, I sure had fun at the pizza parlor tonight, Debbie.
2.87sYeah, Matthew, that pizza pie was delicious.
1.7sHey, watch out, crazy driver.
1.87sThat joker must have been from Jefferson High.