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2.77sHey, Lois, I wanted to get some K-Y jelly for the class today,
2.1sbut they were all out, so I got Smucker's.
1.53sPeter, I don't know what you think you're doing,
1.67sbut you've ruined my Sex Ed class.
1.84sThere's no way you're coming with me again.
1.33sFine, but without my advice,
4.34sthose kids are gonna be as hopeless as Liam Neeson when he tries to play an American cowboy.
2.24sBut, Montana, when will you be back?
1.77sThat's none of your concern.
2.07sYou gotta take care of the offspring.
4.34sGonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi.
2.03sThis glen's gonna be tough to traverse.
3.27sAnd that river's gotta be 50, 60 meters wide,
1.8sand God knows how many fathoms.
1.77sTo hell with parliamentary procedure.
1.87sWe've got to wrangle up some cattles.
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4s(CROWD CHATTERING) What is going on here?
2.8sWe're all protesting the Sex Ed class that's being taught to our children.
2.07sMrs. Griffin, I'm sorry to have to tell you this,
3.2sbut the school board has voted to cancel your Sex Ed class.
3.2sLook, Principal Shepherd, I know my husband acted inappropriately.
1.7sOh, it's not because of your husband.
3.04sIt's because you're teaching those kids about condoms.
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