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3.57sYeah, she creeps into your house at night and comes into your room while you sleep.
2.74sOh, my God! And sometimes, just for the hell of it,
4.34sshe cuts off a piece of her armpit hair and places it gently on your tongue.
1.63sOh, God! Oh, God! I got to get out of here!
1.23sI got to get out of here!
1.57sStewie, calm down. Get a hold of yourself.
1.43sHere, Brian, let me handle this.
2.74sCalm down, everything's gonna be all right.
1.43sChris, you're wanted on the phone.
2.27sEverything's gonna be all right.
1.83s(STEWIE SCREAMING)
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2.77sHey, Lois, I wanted to get some K-Y jelly for the class today,
2.1sbut they were all out, so I got Smucker's.
1.53sPeter, I don't know what you think you're doing,
1.67sbut you've ruined my Sex Ed class.
1.84sThere's no way you're coming with me again.
1.33sFine, but without my advice,
4.34sthose kids are gonna be as hopeless as Liam Neeson when he tries to play an American cowboy.
2.24sBut, Montana, when will you be back?
1.77sThat's none of your concern.
2.07sYou gotta take care of the offspring.
4.34sGonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi.