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2.6sI am all done writing plays for the day.
2.2sPerhaps we could have sexual intercourse.
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1.17sCount me in!
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1.2sI say, look at this.
1.97sThis toy has small parts.
2.6sWhy the devil would they include small parts?
2.37sUnless, I'm supposed to eat them.
1.63sOf course, it all adds up.
3.54s(GROANS) Oh, dear God, I've lost a tooth.
1.4sDude, you're lucky.
3.44sIf you put that under your pillow, the tooth fairy'll come and give you a dollar.
1sWhat?
1.77sDid you say the tooth fairy comes here?
1.1sTo our house?
1.94sShe just breaks in like some hood?
3.57sYeah, she creeps into your house at night and comes into your room while you sleep.
2.74sOh, my God! And sometimes, just for the hell of it,
4.34sshe cuts off a piece of her armpit hair and places it gently on your tongue.
1.63sOh, God! Oh, God! I got to get out of here!
1.23sI got to get out of here!
1.57sStewie, calm down. Get a hold of yourself.
1.43sHere, Brian, let me handle this.
2.74sCalm down, everything's gonna be all right.
1.43sChris, you're wanted on the phone.
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