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2.87sDad, look at the facts about sex.
7.54s"If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension "populated entirely by dogs who will eat it."
2.17sWell, that's something I'd like to avoid.
0.97sWell, this changes everything.
2.3sFrom now on, I, too, will be abstinent.
3.64sI'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.
2.57sHow much signal I need to cut across eight lane?
1.8sNone? I turn now.
1.8sGood luck, everybody else.
1.93s(TIRES SCREECHING)
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1.57s
3.57sAll right, getting a tooth to lure that damn fairy back shouldn't be too difficult.
0.67s
1.77s(SNORING)
8.68s
2.57sI'd love to dance, Fred Savage.
1.07sMmm.
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