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3.4sSure, sex is fun, but you can't have it before you're married.
1.7sEven if you use a condom.
3.34sBecause not only do condoms fail 100 percent of the time,
2.14sthey're also majorly unsafe.
3.74sHey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head would you?
1.6sSTUDENT: No.
2.34sAnd that's why we're gonna be handing out these opal rings.
4.54sThese rings are a symbol of your commitment to refrain from sex until you're married.
1.87sSo, what do you say? Who wants to be joyful?
1.5sWho wants to be pure?
2.24sWho wants to be abstinent?
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2.07sWow, he makes so much sense.
2.13sI know, he's a visionary.
2.74sLike Gandhi or Mozart or Picasso.
2.4sLadies and gentlemen, my newest work.
1.87sNow, I know this person looks a little mixed-up,
3.04sbut watch carefully. If I move this down here,
1.94sand this over here.
2.14sAnd this part here.
1.97sAnyone tell who it is yet? No?
2.3sOkay, well, what if I move this here,
1.73sand this here.
1.5sAnd it's Dianne Wiest.
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